Heh. Just watch. If you know me/have met me in person, you know why this is funny.
Dork pride, baby! 
Hat tip to Brent, for, um, calling me out on this one. 
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- I don’t mean to overshare, but there’s a bunch of ice cubes in every water-bearing receptacle in the JF1-1 men’s room… :-O #
- @pdxjdangel I love the DS. What types of game do you like? New Super Mario Bros. Tetris DS. Puzzle Quest. The 3D Final Fantasy remakes. in reply to pdxjdangel #
- @pdxjdangel Let me know what kinds of game in general that you enjoy. There are tons of DS games I could recommend. in reply to pdxjdangel #
- RT @factoryjoe @jeresig: Nice! Firebug 1.3.0 final is out: http://tinyurl.com/9mwl7l #firefox #
- Huh. My two year old son, @gabebancroft, has joined Twitter. I know he’s had a vocabulary explosion lately, but this is ridiculous. #
- @ron_carson I’ve got to figure out how he’s posting, first. I suspect that he’s stealing @rachelbancroft’s iPhone while she’s not looking. in reply to ron_carson #
- @PocketGoddess I’d love a red cover for my Kindle. Those are very nice looking. What do I need to do? in reply to PocketGoddess #
- @jmoriarty I haven’t heard anything credible re: the next Kindle. People say “this year” but I suspect we won’t know anything definite soon. in reply to jmoriarty #
- @pdxjdangel Get Tetris DS, Planet Puzzle League, Picross, and/or Puzzle Quest. All are terrific (I own them). in reply to pdxjdangel #
- @erikseligman I sold my DS, but plan to buy a DSi when they hit the U.S. And Wii is still hot. I think Nintendo is fine. Sony, though… in reply to erikseligman #
- @gabebancroft stop tweeting and go to bed, son. It’s WAY past your bedtime! Don’t make me revoke your iPhone priveleges… in reply to gabebancroft #
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- Last minute Intel tweetup notice: I’m watching the Apple MacWorld keynote at the big TV in the JF1 living room. Come join me! #
- @mikearmstrong99 I’m not sure if the forthcoming dual core Atom chip will make its way into netbooks. More power hungry, aimed at nettops. in reply to mikearmstrong99 #
- Don’t think I’ll do a liveblog of the keynote this time. I need to reboot my blogging for the new year. #
- I will likely be tweeting a lot of breathless Apple fanboy stuff for the next hour or so. You’ve been warned. #
- @harrisja They don’t stream the video of the keynotes. There’s not enough bandwidth in the world to make it work well. in reply to harrisja #
- Yay face detection in iPhoto 09. Just like Riya could do 3 or 4 years ago!
Still quite useful. # - Hahaha the MacRumorsLive feed totally got hacked. #
- Video stabilization in iMovie 09 could be really, really useful if it works well. #
- @jmoriarty You’re right. Apple’s Yammer stream would be fascinating to watch during these things. in reply to jmoriarty #
- iWork 09 is a yawn, but the “Keynote Remote” iPhone/iPod Touch app seems really cool. #
- Mac Box Set - Leopard, iLife, and iWork for $169. But why? Who, besides Tiger users, would buy that? Unless they’re opening up to all hw… #
- iWork.com looks like just an online document exchange. More like SharePoint than Google Docs. You can upload, view, download, but not edit. #
- Wow. The new 17″ MBP really does have a non-user-replaceable battery. Lithium Polymer, 40% bigger, claim 8 hours. Interesting. #
- By the end of this quarter, ALL 10 million songs in iTunes will be available DRM free. w00t! #
- Heh. Tony Bennett ends the Apple keynote in SF. Take that, show in Las Vegas! #
- There was some pretty hilarious/unfortunate ad placement from Gawker on live.gizmodo.com during the Apple keynote: http://tinyurl.com/7d4nej #
- Reading @clint’s “super in-depth hands-on + first impressions of iPhoto ‘09: http://ping.fm/u8L2A #mwsf” #
- @MCP85 Good question. If you’re SQL DB can eat RSS/XML, then probably yes. Each panel is just an RSS feed. I can give an OPML of all of them in reply to MCP85 #
- iTunes “upgrade all your songs to DRM free” feature is based on purchase history. You can get back song files you’ve lost/deleted. #
- iTunes has never let you re-download a song after purchased. This seems to be a (one time?) way replace lost songs http://tinyurl.com/9le9z9 #
- @davidhoenig Intel discount on Clearwire WiMAX looks pretty good, but I wish it didn’t require a 2 year contract. A friend has it, it rocks. in reply to davidhoenig #
- I think I’ve fallen in love with the new 17″ MacBook Pro. All those inches! Pixels! Gigabytes and gigahertz and battery hours! #
- Finally getting around to upgrading my multitude of sites to WordPress 2.7. Me = slacker. #
- Just grabbed the 2.0 update to the Pandora iPhone app. Some nice improvements, access to a lot more artist and song info I think. Go get it. #
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- Back in the office for the first time in almost a month (thanks to the Snowpocalypse and vacation). I THINK I remember how to do my job. #
- Hey, it’s 2009! I’m going to start a new archive PST file in Outlook. That should speed things up for a while. #
- Spur of the moment New Year’s Resolution: I’m not going to use Internet Explorer unless I absolutely have to (already sorta do this). #
- I’m going to be speaking at the SAO Corvallis Tech Pub event on Thursday 1/8. If you’re in the area, come join us! http://tinyurl.com/76de7y #
- I hope we see some cool new big name iPhone apps (from Google or Apple or the like) from MacWorld this week. #
- OMG Outlook slowness is KILLING ME. Even with a brand new empty PST file. I had hoped to get through my email backlog. Not at this rate.
# - @sleepingforest I would use TBird if I could, but Intel mail/etc. is so deeply wedded to Exchange that Outlook is the only real option. in reply to sleepingforest #
- RT @steverubel Picasa for Mac is out http://ping.fm/6BuvF (I’m downloading now! #
- Nice that Picasa for Mac can look inside and manage pics in iPhoto’s library. Have to copy the event out to make edits, though. #
- PIcasa for Mac is fast. Very nice (my iPhoto library has 8000+ pics in it, and is slow like moleasses). “Find photos with faces” = cool. #
- @dickieadams Picasa for Mac has been out for about an hour. in reply to dickieadams #
- @mungara I love my Airport Extreme. And yes, you can share an attached disk with Macs and PCs. in reply to mungara #
- @Ross No Picasa-for-Mac to Flickr integration yet, but then, the Windows version doesn’t, either. I wish they would. in reply to Ross #
- Ruh-roh. The sole is coming off of my Nike Air Flight Fireflies, the orange shoes I’m wearing until weather improves enough for Crocs. #
- @BrianEnigma LOL don’t worry. The Crocs will be back soon! Especially if this sole falls all the way off my Nikes. in reply to BrianEnigma #
- @georgegsmithjr Of course my Crocs are orange! That’s the only kind! in reply to georgegsmithjr #
- @jmartens What EeePC accessories are you looking for? Mice? Drives? Bags? I don’t know of a single site, but I have suggestions. Lemme know. in reply to Jmartens #
- @georgegsmithjr I’ve always tried to be different/quirky/make a statement with my shoes. It offsets the black t-shirts and cargo pants. in reply to georgegsmithjr #
- Cool! iPhone shows not only New/Watched dots, but Partly Watched dots, too, and how long is left for podcasts: http://twitpic.com/1021h #
- @rachelbancroft is about to test out her brand new Dyson DC24 vacuum! The excitement is palpable! in reply to rachelbancroft #
- @betsywhim No, I was adamant that the vacuum was NOT a Christmas gift. Just a household purchase that happened to come at Christmastime. in reply to betsywhim #
- @betsywhim I’m pretty dumb, but even *I* know better than to give housecleaning implements as gifts to my wife. in reply to betsywhim #
- (via jkontherun) HP releases the Mini 2140 netbook. Fixed the slow 1.8″ HD of the 1000, kept the 1354×768 screen res of the 2133, went Atom. #
- Plus the gorgeous aluminum design. On paper, I think the HP Mini 2140 is my new “most wanted” netbook. Starts at $499. Rawr. #
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- Dontcha love a bathroom stall door that repeatedly flies open while you’re doing your business? #
- To all who wondered about the timing and location of my “bathroom stall doors” tweet, I say: you’ll never know. #
- Driving home from Springfield tonight. I hear it’s snowing at home. I’m REALLY TIRED of that crap, @PortlandSnow! :-/ #
- This is ridiculous. 2″ of wet slush on my sloped driveway, car wouldn’t stay parked. Kept sliding to the bottom. #pdxtst #
- Nice to be home after 1.5 weeks gone. Was paranoid our house would wash away in the Thawnami. #
- @TiEsQue I got a phishing DM email from @evacatherder, too! My first one. I was beginning to feel left out. in reply to TiEsQue #
- @samgrover yeah, Mark Nelsen says it will be 45F by dawn. I sure hope so. #pdxtst in reply to samgrover #
- So what could a scammer actually do if they phished your Twitter password? Spam your friends? Read your DMs? Doesn’t seem very lucrative. #
- @gregjsmith Crazy is right. The roads weren’t even very slick. Snow started in Salem. @CarriBugbee hope you and your car are OK! #pdxtst in reply to gregjsmith #
- @ahockley But you could have your account shut down/reset as soon as you realized someone else was using it. in reply to ahockley #
- @camikaos @dieselboi Do we know for sure @evacatherder got phished? Are they sending fake emails that look like DMs, or real DMs? in reply to camikaos #
- It seems that one wouldn’t have to compromise a Twitter account to see who follows, then phish. Though they’d have to figure out emails. #
- Just answered my own question. They’re real DMs, not fake emails. Which would require a compromised acct. So sorry, @evacatherder! #
- @camikaos yeah, I got one too. I haven’t been following the problem, so I didn’t know the specifics of the exploit until now. in reply to camikaos #
- Is this really me? We should all come up with a code word so our followers can authenticate us. Mine will be the brand name of my shoes. #
- This Twitter phishing thing is purely social, right? No tech exploits. So how would the tech solutions being suggested (OAuth, etc) help? #
- There is no fix for social attacks beyond education and careful security practices on EVERYONE’s part, says I. #
- @ahockley What is this tech that can make people think more? I’d like to learn more about it. in reply to ahockley #
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- Been radio silent, but having a blast with family in Medford. Will write later about epic 2 day Guitar Hero binge and Nerf gun modding. #
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- @LeStew I think so. If not, there are other Linux iTunes-alikes that should work. I’ve never used one myself, though. in reply to LeStew #
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- @mulderc Call or email Kindle support, they’ve been good historically about taking care of broken Kindles. in reply to mulderc #
- RT: Rockin in the new year with the family playing Guitar Hero! (via @rachelbancroft) in reply to rachelbancroft #
- Feel like I should do something momentous for New Years. Give up something, promise something big. In a funk instead. Huzzah. #
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- Just played some Guitar Hero with my neice and nephew. They rock! #
- @Jerry_Makare Yeah, the SHO appears to be coming back in 2010. Dunno if I would give up my WRX for it, though. My 94 SHO is just a beater. in reply to Jerry_Makare #
- @verso SHO = Ford Taurus SHO (Super High Output). 1st and 2nd gen had a sports car engine built by Yamaha. in reply to verso #
- @BCadish Ignite Portland 5 submissions are still open. Deadline will be in January, detailed post coming soon on http://IgnitePortland.com in reply to BCadish #
- @LeStew Is OPB going to broadcast Make Television? I didn’t see Oregon on their list. Oregon NEEDS that show! in reply to LeStew #
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- Reading Offworld costs me money. Just bought Zephyr (draw snow pictures, same world social features as Ocarina) and Passage for iPhone. #
- Puzzle Quest, which I love, is finally out for iPhone, but at $10 for the first episode (1/3 of the game), I think I’ll pass for now. #
- @Jmartens I’m waiting for packages from both UPS and FedEx, Haven’t moved in a week. Methinks it will be a while before they catch up. in reply to Jmartens #
- @MCP85 yeah, I heard something about a space themed Puzzle Quest game. Should be fun. in reply to MCP85 #
- Just blew a tire at Cottage Grove in our way to Medford. Had fun changing it on the side of I-5 in the rain. At Les Schwab now… #
- And since my car is AWD, it needs 4 new tires instead of one (it was about due anyway). That was $600 I wasn’t planning on spending today. #
- Gabe is in heaven at Les Schwab. Running around like a fool shouting “weeel! weeel!” He’s entertaining the staff. And there’s wifi. #
- @Jmartens You can give any KGW people that don’t already have my name my name. I’d love to talk to them, anytime. in reply to Jmartens #
- @chrisorourke Where is that Crocs store? Not that I’m, you know, going to go there, or anything. in reply to chrisorourke #
- Stopped for potty break and food in Grant’s Pass. Almost to Medford! New tires working great. Glad the roads are clear, though. #
- @chrisorourke Biggest Crocs store I’ve ever seen was in the Super Brand Mall in Shanghai. I felt like a minor celebrity when I walked in. in reply to chrisorourke #
- @ejacqui in reply to ejacqui #
- Grants Pass, OR has AT&T 3G, if anyone wondered. I’m getting 750kbps. #
- @artwells Besides my flat tire, the Portland/Medford drive was smooth. No snow, roads were great. in reply to artwells #
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- Praise the Meltpocalypse! Hooray for the Thawnami! Nothing personal, @PortlandSnow, but don’t you EVER do that again! #pdxtst #
- Wow, @davewiner is right. Tweetree is REALLY cool. Threaded replies, media aware. Gotta play more. Here’s me: http://tweetree.com/jabancroft #
- Tweetree needs a mobile version. It’s a heavy web page, like twitter.com, and slow on my iPhone. Tweetie has me spoiled for speed. #
- I need to compare and contrast Tweetree and FriendFeed. The thing I like about both are similar. Need to suss out the differences. #
- @hangry You guys drove home through the Gorge? Wow. Glad you made it safely! That place has been the maw of frozen Hell lately. in reply to hangry #
- @JenFloyd08 OpenID is free. It’s a standard. There are tons of providers. The WP-OpenID plugin is free. but I have had bad luck with it. in reply to JenFloyd08 #
- @fraying My wife got me a sub (the geek special) to Fray for Christmas. Good stuff. Weird that the issues are totally different sizes, tho. in reply to fraying #
- @fraying Makes me wonder what the form factor of Issue 3 will be. Seriously, though, love your stuff, loved JPG before, you know… in reply to fraying #