I love the wording of this warning posted near the beverage area in the cafeteria. 
“Structural failure of the beverage vessel.” Heh. I wonder if this was intentionally or unintentionally funny?
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- Arrived at our yurt at Nehalem Bay State Park. Barely have an EDGE signal.
http://twitpic.com/fkv2 # - High latency and only 62kbps, but at least I won’t be offline all weekend. I am the pansiest camper EVAR. #
- Survived the first night in the yurt. Barely. It got COLD last night. Low 30s. Heater couldn’t keep up below 40. Rough night… #
- Everyone else, surprisingly, stayed toasty warm. I was the only one who couldn’t sleep and froze his USB dongle off. #
- @blath LOL@ yurt street cred. You’re right - around here, that carries more weight than a fancy college degree. #
- @leahjones We’re camping on the Oregon Coast. You have to reserve these suckers 9 months in advance. My wife loves camping. #
- On the upside, three deer walked by this morning, and hung out grazing about 10 feet away. #
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- Arrived at our yurt at Nehalem Bay State Park. Barely have an EDGE signal. http://twitpic.com/fkv2 #
- High latency and only 62kbps, but at least I won’t be offline all weekend. I am the pansiest camper EVAR. #
- Survived the first night in the yurt. Barely. It got COLD last night. Low 30s. Heater couldn’t keep up below 40. Rough night… #
- Everyone else, surprisingly, stayed toasty warm. I was the only one who couldn’t sleep and froze his USB dongle off. #
- @blath LOL@ yurt street cred. You’re right - around here, that carries more weight than a fancy college degree. #
- @leahjones We’re camping on the Oregon Coast. You have to reserve these suckers 9 months in advance. My wife loves camping. #
- On the upside, three deer walked by this morning, and hung out grazing about 10 feet away. #
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- Going camping (in a yurt) on the Oregon coast with the family. Yes, we’re going to freeze to death. That’s why we got a yurt - heaters! #
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- I’m going to start posting my “link+commentary” items to my blog instead of to my linkblog. Want more to see them. That’s good stuff! #
- Am I the only one that finds the VW Brooke Shields “get pregnant to get a VW Routan” bit vapid and offensive? #
- A change to the way I’ve been doing my linkblog (”interesting items with comment from Josh”) and my blog: http://tinyurl.com/3nbq7v #
- Today I am surly and have a headache. I should not be allowed to interact with people. Except you, Twitter. #
- @Jerry_Makare I shall endeavor to stop being surly by the time I have to get in front of the camera this afternoon. #
- @Jerry_Makare If we’re BOTH surly, that will surely make for some interesting video, no? #
- Ooh, I just figured out a way to keep my “linkblog” items, with commentary, going into my linkblog site, as well as my blog. I love Tubes! #
- @verso It was simple. I use a category for my “linkblog” posts on blog. WP categories have their own feed. I tell soup.io to import the feed #
- @verso So now my linkblog stays “as it was”, my blog gets more interested posts, and FriendFeed stays the same. Ahhh, elegance. #
- Two very cool free iPhone apps I just discovered and downloaded: I. TV (slick TV listings, via @sourcecode) and Trapster (speed trap maps). #
- @jezlyn Yeah, I’ve seen some other TV listings apps that weren’t free, and frankly didn’t sound so hot. I.TV works great so far for me! #
- I need a special character to denote “this is a full, feature-length blog post”, like @gruber’s ? on Daring Fireball. Any suggestions? #
- Or maybe I should use the special character to denote “this is a linkblog post”, and leave “full blown” posts undenoted. What do you think? #
- @verso Excellent idea. Now, what is the ASCII code for the “orange Croc” character? #
- Ooh! What about this character? ? It looks like a link. What is it? Does it have any meaning I should be aware of? #
- @verso I knew you could help! What do you think about this one? ? #
- It has to be something that will display on modern systems, and fail gracefully on systems that can’t display it (nothing platform specific) #
- Shoot. The ? character doesn’t work on my blog. Does it have an HTML entity code? I think I’m going to be limited to those. #
- @pfs08 Ooh! That’s a good idea. How do I write/represent the character that Mediawiki/Wikipedia uses for an external link? Hmm… #
- Rats. The way MediaWiki does it is with an image. That won’t work. #
- I think I’ve figured it out. The ? is a Unicode character, and can be represented in HTML as ☍ Check it out: http://tinyurl.com/4szmtx #
- @blogan Yeah, there are probably going to be places (Google Reader being one) where it doesn’t display correctly. Will test, decide if worth #
- Ooh, mysterious. Apparently, the ? symbol is named “Opposition”. I think it looks like a link, though. http://tinyurl.com/4ttx52 #
- @BrianEnigma Thanks! You beat me to it! #
- Thanks for your help with that link character/Unicode nonsense. I’ve got it working the way I want: http://tinyurl.com/4zfr5x #
- Hey! I posted my 2000th (and 2001st) post on TinyScreenfuls.com today, and didn’t even notice until now. Happy milestone to me! #
- I missed my blog’s 5 year birthday/anniversary last month, too. I started TinyScreenfuls.com on Sept. 16, 2003: http://tinyurl.com/43cyuj #
- I’ve been a blogger for over five years. That makes me OLD in internet time. You kids get off my lawn! #
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- Here I am: http://tinyurl.com/3s8aqq Not really. My iPhone thinks I’m in Akron, Ohio. Huh? #
- Were digital cameras banned at the debate? Cause everyone in the audience is taking pics with janky plastic disposable film cameras. #
- THIS is why the internet is different from TV. A few hundred friends and I just watched something, and TALKED TO EACH OTHER THE WHOLE TIME. #
- @betsywhim yes, if you don’t mind. Can I d you my address, and have you drop it in the mail? I’ll make it worth it. #
- Watching the debate rerun on OPB - we missed most of it, putting kids to bed. Will be interesting having seen the Twitter reactions already. #
- @RevTim you can turn off autocorrect in the next version of the iPhone OS (along with Google Street View). In beta now. #
- I once knew a guy that called me “my friend” ALL the time. Like multiple times in a conversation. It was really creepy and uncomfortable… #
- @biglabs Hey, have the winners of the Gnomedex Bug Labs contest been chosen/announced? Did I miss that, or is it still to come? #
- @pmsi But, there’s no such thing as an “Intel biz tweet”. There are only people, who happen to work for Intel, who talk about their lives. #
- @pmsi Sure, some of us talk about the Intel part of our lives, but some of us don’t. The value of Twitter (to me) is the PEOPLE. #
- Seeing really weird, tiny artifacts on my Dell 2407FPW LCD. Like someone sneezed all over it, but they won’t wipe off. Eww. #
- @jenvteal My monitor has never been outside, but yeah, it kind of looks like sap. #
- Hey, I completely forgot about Ubiquity, and that I can tweet from it. Thanks, @caseorganic, for reminding me! #
- i don’t think the character remaining count in Ubiquity works quite right, though. That last tweet was too long, and went over. This one? #
- Oh wait, nevermind. The tweet displays fine. It’s just the “Latest” view on twitter.com, under the tweet box, that’s cut off. Lame! #
- Why on earth would twitter.com allocate only 97 characters to display your “latest” tweet? Why not the full 140? Seems like bad design… #
- @Viper007Bond You’re right that you can click to expand that truncated “Latest” tweet, but why even truncate it at all? #
- @pmsi Then you’ll soon notice that those Intel twitter accounts are just repeating stuff from the site’s RSS feeds. #
- @pmsi Oh, and if you want to direct your replies to me, I’m @jabancroft, not @jbancroft or @joshbancroft (though my search catches all). #
- @pmsi Groups and organizations can’t tweet, because they’re not people. So you end up with rehashed feeds or a person masquerading as an org #
- @funkatron Oh yeah? Well I think YOU’RE Crystal Pepsi. So there!
# - @funkatron Yeah, fitting space to char counts on the web sucks, but is there anywhere it would be EASIER than the 140 limit on Twitter? #
- @funkatron This is what I’m talking about (tweets getting truncated on Twitter.com, by design): http://tinyurl.com/3vawxp #
- @Jmartens Did you walk through said door, or walk THROUGH it? Do you need medical attention? Will you sue? #
- @pmsi Just trying to help. Welcome to Twitter! #
- @Jmartens Glad to hear you’re not injured. Plate glass can be dangerous! We’ve got your back, man. #
- @donpdonp Yes! I found one article on it. Apparently, the meteor hit, but there are no photos or video yet
http://tinyurl.com/466pq2 #
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- So, anyone seen any photos (better yet: video) of the car-sized meteor that’s supposed to be streaking across Sudan right about now? #
- Bummed at the lack of meteor news/photos/video. Maybe tomorrow. (via FriendFeed) #
- This is how long it’s been since I logged into MySpace - my profile still listed me as “single” (I’ve been married for over 7 years #
- Or maybe I just never filled out that field. Still, it was funny. Don’t ask why I decided to log into MySpace all of a sudden. I don’t know. #
- @lawduck Heh. I’m man enough to admit I like some j-pop. #
- @mrinklin I know. That’s why I changed to “married”, so no one gets the wrong idea! #
- @DrPizza Yeah, I think you’re right. I think I just never filled that part out, and it defaulted to “single”. #
- “They” (mysterious captialized They) just roped off the cubes where my group (intel Software Network) sits with “Caution” tape… :-O #
- Did you know: It’s a fireable offense to cross Caution tape at Intel? I can’t leave my cube! (note: the rule applies to electric work #
- The real (boring) story on the Caution tape cordon around ISN: they’re replacing some of the carpet squares. Nothing to see. Move along. #
- @ahockley I’d much rather they got around to removing the wall in my cube they accidentally installed a month ago and haven’t yet removed. #
- @oregonian Yay for “more human interaction, less automation”! #
- @jltitus Good luck! I’m sure you’ll do a great job. Your enthusiasm is contagious. #
- @oregonian Can you let us know a little bit about the human? Who are you? Are you a group? We want to get to know you! #
- @gregjsmith Ah, good to know. Good thing they didn’t corral us with the red tape! We’d all be fired! #
- Caution! Intel Software Network! http://twitpic.com/f0h7 #
- @oregonian Nice to “meet” you, Mark. Another suggestion - listed to the Portland twitterati for local news ideas. Stuff breaks FAST here #
- Feel like angry music. Ah, Beastie Boys, there you are. #
- @mellowynk Oh, there’s some RATM in there, for sure. #
- And now for some speed metal - Dragonforce, I love you, but there’s NO WAY I’ll ever be able to do TTFAF even on Medium in GH3. #
- @pmsi To see who at Intel is on twitter, look at who @pulseofintel follows. I might’ve missed a few. The group that uses SM the best? ISN! #
- As @billpearson and @tersteeg have noted, our fancy IP phones have been rebooting themselves all day. It’s fun to watch! Or not… #
- @psteinb I agree with @jmoriarty. if you weren’t cool before, Intel ain’t going to make you cool. #
- @samgrover It’s some guy at PMSI, an agency here in Portland. No idea what they’re doing, though. Contact @pmsi and ask. #
- It seems that @pmsi_intel is duplicating what I’ve already done (following known Intel people) with @pulseofintel. Not sure why… #
- @eriksr Oh! The meteor is going to happen TODAY. I thought it was yesterday. Date fencepost error, sorry! Looking forward to pics and video! #
- Dear Twitter: Does anyone have any extra of those metal bendy earpieces for a Jawbone bt headset? I can’t find my spares… #
- I broke the metal piece of my Jawbone headset last year in Chicago, and have been headsetless ever since. *whine whine* #
- RT @tiesque - check out this Legion of Tech video we did. It was all kinds of fun, original music and all! http://tinyurl.com/3htev7 #
- @TiEsQue Thanks for posting that video, dear! #
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- Why is there a helicopter hovering around my neighborhood at 6 AM? #
- @lestew seriously? I figured lifeflight or escaped criminal or something. #
- @ahockley That’s probably it. I do live near TV Hwy. #
- TV Hwy was still closed (WB) near 209th when I just came by. Police were there videotaping something from that earlier lifeflight accident. #
- @LeStew Not sure. I didn’t drive by TV and Murray (I live off of 209th). #
- Caught this in my search feeds, but I have NO idea what she’s saying: “Vaccine Against Bancroft-itis working…” http://tinyurl.com/44re8w #
- @Jerry_Makare I’m scared to even think of what would happen to me if I received a vaccination against Bancroft-itis. Would I melt? Explode? #
- @Jerry_Makare Bancroft-itis symptoms include weight gain, compulsive feed subscriptions, urge to wear black t-shirts, and overtweeting. #
- @Jmartens I disagree. I see no “upgrades” in the rumored new Kindle. Only downgrades. No more SD slot. No more user replaceable battery. #
- @Jmartens It’s bigger, but the screen is the same size. How is that better? Joystick and diff buttons = possibly better, possibly worse IMO. #
- @donpdonp Ah, yes. By the time the orange Crocs symptom appears, Bancroft-itis is already in its terminal stage, and there’s no hope. #
- @Jmartens Boy Genius Report has pics of the new Kindle. Site’s down, but here’s the Google cache: http://tinyurl.com/4aobx8 Not sure I like. #
- Gizmodo on “how to buy gadgets in China”, uses (with permission) several of my photos from the Shanghai PC Mall: http://tinyurl.com/3n5yts #
- @Jerry_Makare What? You’ve got orange Crocs?! You’re right. You’re doomed. #
- Man, Gizmodo’s content gets scraped and reposted EVERYWHERE. I’m getting hits from all kinds of weird sites from my name in that Giz post. #
- @mikearmstrong99 The “proxy blocking TinyURL” issue is apparently a mistaken configuration on part of the pool. Search Intelpedia for more. #
- @aodan8 Happiest of happy birthdays to you! Oh, and go look in the microwave… #
- Hey! A ten foot diameter asteroid is going to burn up in Earth’s atmosphere over Africa in about 4 hours. Cool! http://tinyurl.com/54h7rt #
- @briancrouch Well, they say “between 3 and 15 feet”. But it’s the first time they’ve even been able to predict/observe something like this. #
- Ignite Portland 4 submissions are looking amazing, but we still don’t have yours. You have one more week! Don’t forget! http://bit.ly/ip4sub #
- And, the Ignite event concept has made it into Wikipedia! http://tinyurl.com/3lxmml Many thanks to @StevenWalling at @aboutus for writing it #
- And speaking of wikis, RT @stevenwalling Wikis Usurp Corporate Intranets (PC World article): http://tinyurl.com/4e7pzl #
- Since creating Intelpedia (Intel’s now-huge internal MediaWiki-based wiki), I’ve heard of and helped start tons of company wikis. It’s fun! #
- @jltitus Pretty soon, they’ll be writing you and your company up in PC World, the WSJ, etc. #
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- Just updated to iTunes 8.0.1. Among the bug fixes: “Improves checking for updates from the App Store.” Yes, please! #
- I got “tagged” by @blogan as a reminder to register and vote. I’m not going to tag 5 in return, though. I tag ALL of you. Do it! #
- @donpdonp Are you sure it wasn’t kombucha? That stuff is spoiled *on purpose*. #
- I accidentally bought a kombucha at Powell’s once, thinking it was juice. Luckily I smelled it before I actually got it to my lips. Yeesh. #
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- @Jerry_Makare Nice! We Kindle users will eventually take over the world, you know. You will be assimilated. #
- Was nervous about presenting my “10% innovation idea” in staff, but it was really well received. Now, to make it happen! #
- It’s so cool that I know most of the people who wrote the Obama iPhone app that everyone’s buzzing about this morning. Great job! #
- The new Nintendo DSi looks good. Two cameras, an SD slot, and bigger screens? Yes, please! Better use the same charger connector, though. #
- Looks like the DSI drops the GBA cart slot to make room for the other stuff. That’s OK. That’s what my GBA SP (which I gave to Emma) is for! #
- @eriksr Piracy is already rampant on the DS. I have a cart that takes a MicroSD card, and can play games from ROM files (only games I own). #
- @eriksr It’s unclear if the DSi will boot or run software from the SD slot (beyond using it for pic/MP3 storage). But interesting point. #
- @KevinCTofel XP in Fusion on Mac OS X on the MSI Wind? Let us know how that works out for you. I’m curious about VM performance on Atom. #
- @gregscher Yup, I’ve been an Exposure fan from Day One, and it can still do some things the web version can’t - maps/location, etc. #
- Just updated my Flickr iPhone Interface post with “what doesn’t work” and a screenshot of the home screen icon: http://tinyurl.com/4mfxnp #
- RT @giovanni: SXSW interactive ‘09 panels announced http://ping.fm/sXxv7 #
- Hey, Flickr has an “add friends from your email address book” feature. Is that new? I just added a TON of you guys as contacts. Hi! #
- A cookie to the first to answer this Q: Does the multitouch trackpad on an Eee PC 1000 work (2 finger scroll) under Mac OS X (hacked)? #
- Thanks for the Eee PC 1000 multitouch answers. @chrisorourke was first. @eriksr first with a link. Hon. mention to @superspiker. #
- As your reward, have some cookies! http://tinyurl.com/4lfnwq #
- I may have to rescind my cookies - those links go to the guide to install Mac OS X on an Eee, but don’t confirm that multitouch scroll works #
- @superspiker et al: Ah, there it is. Mr X’s comment on August 18th confirms multtitouch scroll works: http://tinyurl.com/6cbx7t #
- I unrescind the cookies I rescinded earlier. Thanks, guys! #
- @kellyrfeller This one’s for you (Robert Plant related): http://tinyurl.com/4snyp8 How was the show - I’m jealous! #
- My goal for the afternoon is to kick my inboxes you-know-what. These things are WAY out of control! #
- RT @superspiker http://tinyurl.com/pdxbacon Donuts and Bacon t-shirt. Voodoo Doughnuts should start selling these - I’d buy one! #
- Work Inbox 8 achieved. Better than the couple hundred it was sitting at. #
- @lawduck I was JUST reading that. Very funny (cute aggressive Asus Eee PC marketing - http://tinyurl.com/3ql5ke) #
- My Hackintosh Netbook dreams take a twist: Mac OS X goes onto the Dell Mini 9, and EVERYTHING works (wifi, sound): http://tinyurl.com/53xwvz #
- All of the netbooks have something that doesn’t work under OS X (wifi, ethernet, audio, etc.). The Dell is the first where it all works. #
- Fun things I’ve heard of people cooking in honor of the VP debate: moose stew and Baked Alaska. #
- Me? I’ve been waiting for 20 minutes at a packed Papa Murphy’s for a chicken garlic pizza. Yum! #
- I’m getting strange looks from people for how I’m dressed. I swear I didn’t plan a brown and orange ensemble on purpose! #
- NPR analyst: “She did everything in her power to answer the question she WANTED to have been asked.” #
- Paving my sister in law’s computer and reinstalling Vista. I feel dirty. #
- I just discovered what the problem is with my SIL’s computer: it’s got an AMD processor. #
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- Major kudos to Apple for dropping the silly parts of the iPhone development NDA: http://developer.apple.com/iphone/program/ #
- So many things to get done before my next meeting. Time to block out the world with headphones and get cranking. #
- I’m freaked about all the weird stuff @tersteeg, @sharong, and @paranoidmike are tweeting that slipped into the bailout bill. :-O #
- “Sec. 401. Permanent authority for undercover operations.” #
- “Sec. 402. Permanent authority for disclosure of information relating to terrorist activities.” #
- And then the absurd: “Sec. 325. Extension and modification of duty suspension on wool products; wool research fund; wool duty refunds.” #
- “Sec. 317. Seven-year cost recovery period for motorsports racing track facility.” #
- “Section 503: exemption from an excise tax for children’s wooden arrows” #
- @zechariahs I haven’t looked closely at the bill. What changed with FDIC? #
- OMG I LOVE the new Flickr iPhone interface. @gruber says it might be the best ever, and he’s right. http://m.flickr.com screenshots soon! #
- @Jmartens This seems to be the text of the bill (at WSJ, via @tersteeg): http://tinyurl.com/3mtvt7 #
- @Jerry_Makare I thought the bailout bill passed the Senate, but hasn’t gone to the House yet? #
- @Jmartens LOL @ “FailOut” bill. Let me know if you find a whale in there anywhere! #
- Just posted about Flickr’s new iPhone interface, with 11 screenshots. Share it if you like it! http://tinyurl.com/4mfxnp #
- (Psst - some of you make a cameo in my screenshots, on my Contacts page. But I’m not going to say who! http://tinyurl.com/4mfxnp #
Wonderful!
This beats the posting in the Folsom campus stairwell. There is states something like “Please do not walk using the same path in order to maximize the life of the carpeting” . Gotta love that one.
hahah, that is awesome. Im guessing it’s a joke, maybe to spred some festive cheer.
I’m surprised that the cups for cold beverages doesn’t have an internal fan!
LOL! I’ll have to look for one here.